0 to 200 in 6 seconds?

Question

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

That was Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

OK I'm over it now.

Answer 3

haha. lol. mean but kinda funny

Answer 4

I heard that before, but funny. :)

Answer 5

Really funny, but heard it before

Guys who dont understand last line: 2 things could have happened

he got home, she killed him and hid body

he didnt come home, and ran like heck

Answer 6

That is rather funny , I really pissed my self and now i hate you , i laughed so hard im now sitting in the toilet , pulling a dump :D  

Answer 7

i thought i was getting it until it said Bob had been missing since Friday.

Answer 8

ive read this one too

why are you stealing peoples jokes?

Answer 9

that is pretty d**n funny

Answer 10

nice one!!!

Answer 11

i get it until "BOB had been missing since friday" i dont get that

Answer 12

haha i've heard it but it still makes me laugh :-D

Answer 13

I heard this earlier. Funny stuff. Star for u! ^_^