10 points come on and get it?

Question

what am i

i am soft

i have a twin

in some cases i am royal

i dont have a son

u may take me for granted but u will awake with a sore neck

u can jump or lay i dont care

so who am i

Answer 1

A fruit bat, piranha, Margret Thatcher, feta cheese, bacon, lemons, copper wire, Bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, an Me-109G, Hideki Tojo, C rations, bungi cord, rivet nuts, tiramisu, a Bose–Einstein condensate with blueberries, Betty Page, a martini, Fresca soda, pop rocks, menthol cigarettes, pimple cream, junk bonds!  Oh c**p, I give up!!!

Answer 2

You're a king or queen size bed that can post questions on yahoo answers? Very intelligent bed indeed.

Answer 3

a bed?

Answer 4

you are a pillow???

Answer 5

is it a matress? or bed? or pillow? lol

Answer 6

a twin mattress

Answer 7

a queen or twin size bed hahahahahahahahah.....ha!

Answer 8

a twin bed? hahha

Answer 9

a mattress??

Answer 10

a pillow =]

or a bed haha

Answer 11

either a bed, a matress, or a pillow.

Answer 12

A mattress

Answer 13

My wife

hahaha