10 points for the most embarrassing story chosen by viewers!?

Question

I just feel like having a little fun with this. Please dont make it short, I like them long so it is harder to decide! Thank u So Much!!!!

HAVE FUN!!

Don't forget to vote for the best one!

Answer 1

When we first got our video camera I kept teasing my ex to show me his man-part on camera. Well he did and so I decided to give it a little kiss or two. After we were done he erased it.

Fast forward to our vacation. We are taking video of this and that as we travel. For part of the trip we're staying at his mom's house. At the end of the day we want to see what we've taped. So his visiting aunt, young (about 8 years old) male cousin and step father gather around the TV as we start to watch the tape.

Yep, you guessed it. Part of our sexploits didn't erase. I think it might have been maybe 3 seconds before he found the stop button, but it was enough. I jumped and covered the cousins eyes. The look on his aunt's face is forever burned into my brain and his step dad raced upstairs yelling "Sandy, Sam is in a porno movie!" and of course, the rest of the vacation the b*****d step father did nothing but tease me about it. Heaven forbid I should have sausage with breakfast without a comment.

Answer 2

I work at Olive Garden, and we had a visiting manager for about 1 month. His name was Charles... He was awesome. Well one day, I was walking really fast... and he was walking right next to me. (When I walk fast, I swing my arms...) Well, he all of a sudden stopped and when I walked past him, I knocked him right in his testicles. Lets just say, I had to keep a 2 ft distance from him ever since then, and he never let me live it down!

Answer 3

In my 40s I was living in Calgary, Alta. and next door lived a beautiful girl of 18 and we enjoyed joking and playing pranks on each other. One day I was on the sidewalk in a lineup to buy tickets to a football game and I saw her drive by on the other side of the road and wondered what she was up to as she knew I would be there. Next thing I knew she had made a u-turn and stopped her car right beside me. She rolled down her window and shouted as loud as she could "Buck you b*****d you sneaked out this morning without paying me and I'll never do again what you made me do last night", and she quickly drove off. That was embarrassing enough but more embarrassing was all the people in the crowd wanting to know 'what I made her do'

I give my vote to SimpsonI...  My embarrassment only lasted an hour, but theirs will last ???????