10 points to the best iPhone bashing!!!?

Question

So the new iPhone is a failure in every single way, now I'm gonna give 10 points to the person who rips on iPhones the hardest!!! Tell me in excruciating details why the iPhone is an outdated, overpriced piece of junk and receive 10 points! :)

Answer 1

Guess you better give yourself the 10 points, you just described yourself.

Better to let the world think you're a moron, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.