10 points to whoever entertains me best!?

Question

I need some excitement in my work day....

It's SNOWING hard here in Chicago..that's not helping. My commute home will suck. Who has heard of it snowing so much in March, END of March? :(

Answer 1

you are so lucky to have snow, my kids love it.

but we only get snow on the mountains in the winter,

and sometimes down south. we had snow last winter for the first time in i cant remember, and all the years i saw my first snow plough on the main road.

Answer 2

Wow, that's a challenge, considering the weather here is c**p too. Let me see.....I could do a song and dance routine or some stand up comedy, or how about a magic trick like sawing you in half ? No, perhaps not a good idea as I've forgotten the end bit. I know, watch carefully, I am about to juggle six live hamsters while standing on one leg in a tub of salted herrings. !!

Answer 3

Pretend you are where I am...Southside Virginia...Sunny during the day...about 75 degrees.  Nights are a little cool.  Ahhh...just imagine.....don't that make you feel good?   .....The sun is warm coming through the window.........Your cat is purring........your dog is sleeping........Ahhhhhhhhh....Can you feel it?

Answer 4

Here are a couple of dares to do around the office. The person who gets

the most points wins.. however, you may not have a job by the end of it,

but it will be amusing for the rest of us!!!

ONE-POINT DARES :

*        Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

*        To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over

your ears and grimace.

*        Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out,

say, 'Sorry, I really prefer it this way'.

*        Walk sideways to the photocopier.

*        While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the

doors open.

*        When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the

shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

*        Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the

prophecy...'

*        Don't use any punctuation.

*        Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES :

o        Say to your boss, 'I like your style', wink, and shoot him with

double-barrelled fingers.

o        Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the

nozzle.

o        Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

o        Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.

o        Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is

over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

o        Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do,

shout,'dagnamit, it's happened again!'. Then do it again.

o        Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access

any pornography web-sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES :

*        At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be

nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points

if you actually launch into it yourself).

*        Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you

with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times.

*        For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

*        Announce to everyone in a meeting that you 'really have to go

do a number two'.

*        In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead

repeatedly and mutter, 'Shut up,d**n it, all of you just shut up!'

*        At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, 'As God is

my witness, I'll never go hungry again!'

*        During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards

the door.

*        As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

*        Ask people what s*x they are. Laugh hysterically after they

answer.

*        Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough

embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, 'I'll

call you tonight'.

Answer 5

Well if you want excitement why are you here? Instead of complaining about the snow, why not make it work for you, Like call your significant other and invite them over for a snow ball fight and then after you have played a vigorous game of tossing balls at each other, it might be time, to light a fire and warm up together with some warm cuddles and a nice Glass of wine , you take it from here! Good Luck!

Answer 6

haha... we were supposed to get some snow or rain but I guess it got sent to you instead. It's just been cold here in Iowa. don't think i'll hunt for easter eggs this year though. might get frostbite. Happy Easter!

Answer 7

GTFO

Answer 8

You've got snow??? What ever happened to wind, rain, and sleet. Just snow huh, If I didn't know snow much, I would have thought it was snowing when to quit while your ahead of the game, snowing that it could be worse snow what I mean?

Answer 9

If excitement is what you are looking for, why don't you look over your shoulder to see if your  boss or supervisor is watching you goof off on the computer when you are supposed to be working.  If you get caught, you probably won't have to commute to work in the snow tomorrow.

IF YOU ARE PLAYING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORKING, YOU ARE STEALING FROM YOUR EMPLOYER!

I don't expect 10 points; I'll probably be chastised for being such a puritan.  But, lady, you need to learn some responsibility, or you will be an old woman still working in that same job 40 years from now.

Answer 10

Go on Bored.com

I love love love that site or you can learn dances at youtube.com look pretty cool dancin in heels...to rap songs..Crank dat soulja boy!

Answer 11

Come to Wisconsin where the real snow is....lol

I think we may have more then you even today.

And to think I was done with the snow for the year, but then this one pops up.   Happy Easter !!!

Answer 12

I think the snow is bad too. (I live in the Chicagoland area). I was complaining to all my friends about how the clouds have diahrrea and are illiterate. They can't even tell it's SPRING???!!!??? And now they are pooping white gunk all over the place. Seriously. We should all go to Target and get some oversized diapers or something. Can't they hold it till December? They've done it before...

If you're really really really bored, here's a really really really cute website... click the link and then click on the lower left-hand corner angel egg labeled egg song.

http://www.iloveegg.co.uk/newsite/main.h...

enjoy the cuteness!!!!

Answer 13

My son came home today from circumcision. I asked him, "Did you cry son?" and he says, "No, big girls don't cry."

just an SMS from a friend, hope i made you laugh.

Answer 14

no kidding...woo chicago...Im in the north burbs and its nasty!!!

http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossi...

try that...that always cracks me up