10 pts to the funniest answer!!!?

Question

how many people are drunk when they answer these questions?

me!!!

Answer 1

none besides you because the rest are too busy praying to the Porcelain God you are the lucky one not doing so

Answer 2

meeeeee, dude im drinking a maragritaaaaaaaa nigg.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

helpss.

Answer 3

Not only am I drunk but I'm peeing on the keyboard right now.

Answer 4

knurd....

Answer 5

i reckon there are 453124345495978565756344939493754789102-... million people who are drunk when they answer these questions Lool :P Funniest answer yet?? Lol

EDIT-

OMG THIS SOO ISNT THE FUNNIEST ANSWER,, I MEAN PORCELEIN GOD haaaaaaa!! Thats a good one Lol

Answer 6

Are you the police ?

I am not drunk...Ocifer..

Answer 7

I'm so drunk that in my mind i think im sober.

Answer 8

im sure most drunk people have better things to do than coming on to yahoo  

Answer 9

I'm sure at least half of them are. "Drunk With Power" that is.

Answer 10

i was so drunk,my spell checker said { TILT }

Answer 11

haha im drunk with my friendssa atleast i cann sitll type!!!

Answer 12

how many fingers am I holding up? if you can tell then you must be drunk.

Answer 13

0 people are drunk as i am not drunk...

Answer 14

i dont drink so cant be drunk to answer  

Answer 15

izzzzzzzzznnnoooooooooooooooootttttttttt...

Answer 16

drunk in the office? better not...