101 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart?

Question

List as many as you can! (This is always funny)

Answer 1

1) Go in naked and say, "I need the clothes section please!"

2) Peel open bananas and scatter them along the floor.

3) Open a bag of potato chips a stuff them into kids mouths.

4) Jump over the counter and steal all of the money in the cash register.

5) Go in with a fake gun and shout, "Bang, Bang, Bang!"

6) Go to the juice section and pour the juice down peoples pants.

7) Go in dressed as the joker from Dark Knight and say, "I am tonight's entertainment"

8) Go in and start stripping your clothes off singing, "I like big butts and i can not lie...!"

9) Grab whipped cream and spray it on peoples heads.

10) Steal every packet of food in the store.

Answer 2

Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

Play on those $1 kiddy rides. Pretend to shoot people. Fall off the ride when it's actually moving , and get stuck.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run towards a stranger  saying,"…I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles , or throw a fishing rod over and see what you can get.

Answer 3

1. ask to put a pack of gum on lay away

2. if it's halloween, insist that you must try on EVERY adult-sized costume they have in the store, and then ask total strangers how the costumes look on you. include the costumes for the opposite gender.

3. sniff someone. Then as the walk away, tell them you know of a medicine that can "cure that..."

4. play Ultimate Frisbee in the freezer section with as many friends as you can. try to get strangers involved.

5. play hide and seek. 'nuff said.

6. hide in the isles. jump out and scare strangers.

7. try to collect as many high-fives as you can. keep track by counting out loud every time you get a high five. "187!....188!...189!..."

8. go up to random peope and giggle.

9. ask if you can have something from a stranger's cart.

10. sit in the floor in the telivision display area. arrange yourself so that people have to step over you.

11. storm in  and scream that they sold you bad merchandise, yell as loud as you can that you are going to get everyone you know to go on strike, and then smile a sheepish grin and say quietly, "oops, wrong store....."

12. if it's Christmas, hide between the pine trees. if caught, say you like the smell.

13. randomly let out short (but LOUD) high-pitched screams.

14. try to have a meaningful conversation with total strangers. "so how do you feel about abortion? ...yeah, i hear ya... so what about g*y rights?"

and number 15........streak.

Answer 4

1st, visit the grocery section for a few snacks. Then look for a comfortable chair. Take all this to the electronics section, & set up to watch a movie. Loudly complain to anyone who blocks your view.

Answer 5

go to the craft section and get a crapload of beads and dump em all over the store  

Answer 6

Glue coins on the floor where people can see them and see how many people try to pick them up.

When there is a sign that says, "Caution: Wet Floor", move it somewhere else or to a carpeted area.

Switch the price tags.

Put random things in peoples' carts.

Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.

Look straight into the security camera, use it as a mirror.

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

Take the shoes off that you are wearing, then try to buy them. If a cashier tries to tell you that you didn't get them there, refuse and say you did.

Yell, "We got a code red in housewares!" and see what happens.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me! Pick me!

Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

Ride around on a 3-year old's bike screaming, "The British are coming! The British are coming!

Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes.

Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and say, "Don't move or the Elmos get it!

Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, "I'm a walrus! Hear me roar!

Pretend to be a manakin and dress up in store clothes. Strike a pose. If someone looks at you, make faces.

Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you're staring at..

Take a Darth Vador doll and when a clerk isn't looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make teh Darth Vador doll talk on the store speaker system.

Walk behind a person who works at Wal-Mart and say, "Can I help you?

Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and squirt random passing people.

Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, "I have rabies!

Talk on the loud speaker and say, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!

Walk up to a random person and say, "Hey! I remember you!" and see if they play along to avoid emberrasment.

Put barbies in a tough-looking guy's cart.

Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people.

Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch.

Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army.

Pat a person on the back and put a "Kick Me" sign on them.

Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog.

Dress up as Batman and sit in a cart while someone pushes you and yell, "To the Batcave, Robin!

Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.

Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling,

"Another villan stopped by Spiderman!" and then say, "You can thank me later!

Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, say, "I'm the next American Idol!

Get a can of Lysol and follow someone around the store, spraying everything they touch.

Spitball the cameras and random people.

Breakdance in the middle of the store..

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.

Play "Marco Polo"

Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.

Run up to a complete stranger and say, "You're it!

Take a "mysterious package" to someone's cart and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at oh- seven hundred hours tomarrow.

Bring no one. "

Get 20 people together and play "Hide and Go Seek

Answer 7

take your shoes off and take them to the till and try to buy them.

Answer 8

go in naked

Answer 9

1)steal

2)Streak

3)sleep with one of the workers in the bathroom and get caught

cant think of anymore

Answer 10

ride a toddler's bicycle up and town the aisles and ring the bell *if there is one*

grab a fog horn ....

go to the clothing section and begin to try on everything in the open

when it's your turn in line for the cashier, jump on top of the conveyor belt and start dancing

throw things into neighboring aisles

redress the mannequins

Answer 11

yell at people to see your le le or to drink your le le juice