10points. say something funny to make me laugh??

Question

i need to laugh to get a litle happy so wanna make me laugh? say some jokes or anything you want to, to put a smile on my face. whoever puts the smile on my face first will get the 10 points

Answer 1

i killed a person.

hahahahahahahahahaha

o_0

Answer 2

Some turds float to the top.

Some sink to the bottom.

But in the end they all get flushed...

well some take 2 flushes...

Answer 3

Remember that one day in math class...

haha, good times.  

Answer 4

Stupid and corny pick up lines always make me giggle. :]

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Please feel better. :] The world needs more happier people. :D

Answer 5

nachos like to yell at me when i whisper at them

lol at first it's not that funny, but keep on saying it to yourself lol!

GUACAMOLE!

look at this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RGt-a-X...