12 Days of Christmas, the funny verison?!?

Question

Ok there is a 12 days of Christmas song that a funny verison and I don't know who sings it... the only part I know is a lady says "Shes a witch I hate her!"

Answer 1

It's called "The 12 Pains of Christmas" and was done by Bob Rivers. It's on his Twisted Christmas album and is available on iTunes.

Answer 2

TWELVE PAINS OF CHRISTMAS

Bob Rivers Comedy Group

Chorus :

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree.

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The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Husband (2): Rigging up the lights,

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Inebreated man (3): Hangovers,

2: Rigging up the lights,

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Frustrated man (4): Sending Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up the lights,

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Five months of bills,

4: Sending Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up the lights,

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Frustrated wife (6): Facing my in-laws,

C: Five months of bills,

4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up these lights,

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Angry man (7): The Salvation Army,

6: Facing my in-laws,

C: Five months of bills,

4: Sending Christmas cards,

3: Oh, Jeez!

2: I'm trying to rig up these lights!

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Loud kid (: I WANNA FURBY FOR CHRISTMAS!

7: Charities And what do you mean, "your in-laws"?!?

C: Five months of bills,

4: Oh, making out these cards,

3: Edith, get me a beer, huh?

2: What we have no extension cords?!?

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

Another frustrated man (9): No parking spaces,

8: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!

7: Donations!

6: Facing my in-laws,

C: Five months of bills,

4: Writing out those Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Now why the h**l are they blinking?!?

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

other (10): "Batteries not included",

9: No parking spaces,

8: BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!!

7: Get a job, ya bum!!!

6: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws,

C: Five months of bills,

4: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards,

3: Oh, Jeez, look at this!

2: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

TV Critic (11): Stale TV specials,

10: "Batteries not included",

9: No parking spaces,

8: I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!

7: Charities!!

6: (sobbing) She's a witch! I hate her!

C: Five months of bills,

4: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!

3: Oh, who's got the toilet paper?

2: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!!

C: And finding a Christmas tree.

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The twelth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

A few guys: Singing Christmas Carols,

11: Stale TV specials,

10: "Batteries not included",

9: No parking?

8: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

7: Charities!

6: Gotta make 'em dinner!

C: Five months of bills,

4: I'm not sending them this year, that's it!

3: Shut up, you!

2: FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!

C: And finding a Christmas tree.