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15 Things to teach your children?

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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door behind him.

3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get men to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember, a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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  1. LMAO i wish i could give u 10 stars


  2. i like # 3

  3. Altho0ugh that kinda irritated me i still laughed. its funny how true some of this stuff is... like directions, number 9. a joke is a joke, doesnt matter who its on. Grrrrrr!

    just to retaliate (no offence any1):

    whats a woman on the moon: problem

    whats 10 women on moon: problem

    whats 100 women on moon: problem

    whats all women on moon: problem solved

    HAHEHEHAEHAFHA!!!lol

  4. You've got a star from me, CQ, this is truly a great compilation of mens qualities, and I'm a feller, so no mean feat to make me smile...!

  5. 16) senility, bladder problems, blindness, schzophrenia... all problems you'll get as you age. Life is an inevitable march towards death. Happy birthday superjoe

  6. I vouch for #9. All of these are true and should really be taught to our daughters and to our sons as well, so that they are able to identify themselves.  

  7. i have a sense of humour, but theres a little truth in every joke isnt there.... i feel sorry for your cynical mind, you must have met some idiots in your time... your cynical attitude will attract things you can be cynical about

  8. Maybe 15 things to teach your daughter...

  9. WOW, good things from good mind.

    Brilliant...amazing...xtraordinary.

  10. wow! LAME x 15

    not funny, too silly to be offensive but,

    who gave that btch 8 stars?

  11. I've printed this one up to show everyone at work.  I really, really liked it.

    I'm glad you DID repost them.  I didn't see them the first time so I really would have been missing out if you didn't repost!  Thanks!!

    Keep them coming!!

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