1st Vacation Together?

Question

Where should we go? I have a lot of money and a week off from work in August. I am thinking somewhere tropical. My girlfriend is looking forward to it and I can't wait to spend some time away from her. Also, how can I keep this from my wife?

Answer 1

Go to Dollywood.  Tell your wife you are going out to buy some beer.  When you come a week later tell her you had a hard time choosing which one to buy.

Answer 2

i hope you get caught  you are a real peice of c**p