1. I had the magical ability to go anywhere in the world by flushing myself down a toilet & traveling through the plumbing system at light speed. I just had to concentrate on the address & repeat it along with the word "travel" over & over whilst standing in front of any toilet, & soon enough I was able to just dive in like you would off of a diving board & go right down the drain. (cont...)
2. I'm in the shower, & there's a 15ft stripper pole going from floor to ceiling right in the middle of it. The soap is on a shelf 12ft up so I have to climb to reach it. It's wet, slippery & very difficult, so I keep shimmying up and sliding down. Making no progress, but I start to get sexually aroused b/c I've got my legs wrapped around it, and you know...I won't be graphic but it gets a bit erotic/noisy & then suddenly there's someone looking through the glass shower door at me going "wtf are you doing?" and I'm mortified. Felt like a kid caught at something naughty by a parent. (cont...)
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