2012 Olympics? What games should be included?

Question

Well, the Olympics are coming to Britain in just under 4 years time. What sports that are essentially British should be included?

I think Gurning, Bog Snorkelling and Conkers should definitely be included, can you suggest any more?

Answer 1

Queueing, the ultimate brit sport

Answer 2

Happy slapping,

Hedging

Scrumping

Knock door run

PMSL at Gurning.

Answer 3

Definitely NOT synchronised swimming or tennis!

Perhaps something involving a maypole??

Answer 4

Arm wrestling  

Answer 5

Kerplunk and hungry hippos

Answer 6

Welly Wanging is another definite. That, and Morris Dancing. The Scots contribution can be Caber Tossing. Egg Rolling needs to be given serious consideration. Sadly, we only get to pick one sport to add to the olympic roster... so perhaps it should be the Extended Duration Stiff Upper Lip- or have we forgotten how to do that one?

Post Scriptum- is cricket an olympic sport?

Post Post Scriptum- okay, what about snooker then? or that game we used to play pushing pennies across the wall at school, did you ever do that one? That took serious skill... you had to push the penny so its tip was just at the edge of the wall, then flip it up in the air and catch it... then you had to flick it with your fingers through the opponent's fingers, and they'd be making a goal post or a golf hole or something. Excellent!

Answer 7

obviously darts; and Phil Taylor wins another Gold!!

Answer 8

No swiming should allowed.  No fun on one man show.  Waste too much time and not fair to the other players. Who knows may be he is drugged or genetically modified.  

Answer 9

Binge drinking

Answer 10

i think cricket should also be included in olympics..and maybe bowling..

Answer 11

Dalek Racing  

Answer 12

golf, darts & bowling.  

Answer 13

Fatest Fish & Chips eater.....................