3 FUN QUESTIONS....SEE WHO CAN HAVE THE MOST CREATIVE ANSWERS!!!?

Question

1) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

2) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

3) Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

Answer 1

1)  because the voices in his head tell him that he mustn't

2) ah ah ah!!  i'm keeping these answers G rated!    I won't mention certain "parts of male anatomy!"

3) because its for the UN-decent human beings!

Answer 2

1) Because his knife was too dull.

2)Testicles

3)Because there are indecent people in the world

Answer 3

1.) he can only fix complicated things, not simple ones.

2.) testicles

3.)they have an agreement with the bakery so that people has to buy more bread if they accidentaly put it to a horrible crisp.

Answer 4

1) 'Cause he's an idiot.

2). . .Well, you wouldn't know my answer on that one.

3) It's burnt...It tastes bad...what else? =/

Answer 5

1. well if he fixed the boat there would be no show, not very interesting answer but its the truth.

2.testie

3. I love my toast black, so does my uncle B.F. so does his son and so does my daughters little friend. there are lots of people who like that way for your info. ha!

Answer 6

1) He is only good with nuts

2) Testy

3) That's were the color black for your markers and crayons comes from!

Answer 7

1)Because hes actualy a unicorn from another planet and making coconuts into radios is something that is common knowledge on his planet, but they dont have boats there.

2)Unicorn hairs.

3)Because unicorns invented toasters, but on planet unicorn they only eat burnt toast.

All of the above is true.

Answer 8

1) Probably because he had no nails and carpenters Glue.

2) Cute

3)Whats wrong with burnt toast. You never heard that the burnt stuff is good for your teeth? :)

Answer 9

1) a. Not enough coconuts. b. He's not sure if coconuts are waterproof.

2) Test is a synonym of quiz, and can therefore be described as quizzical.

3) Because the indecent human beings might just like their toast that way, s***w what the "decent human beings" think.

Answer 10

Tests are testicals LMAO!

Answer 11

1) back in the days of gilligans island, radio was THE ****... so therefore they would much rather listen to radio than go home

2) Tests are Testastic

3) Because it makes toast faster and therefore you can stop it halfway so that its perfect

Answer 12

1) Because there would be no plot in the show if he could do that

2) You know the answer

3) There are some weird people maybe who like burnt toast

Answer 13

1) coconuts don't make very good seelent

2)test are quizzical cos they are the same thing, plus t******l is ruuuuuude!!

3)anti-racism, u have a setting that keeps it white, so it is morally correct to have one that turns it black!!

Enjoy!!

Answer 14

1) He was professor not a Carpenter

2) Tests are TESTICULAR! Ha! I got you!

3) Well I think that part is used for bagels and english muffins, not for regular bread.

Answer 15

Because he cut down all the coconut trees to get to the coconuts, and Gilligan used the wood to build a raft. Thus no wood for hole in the bottom of boat.



Frustrating

To test smoke alarms.

Answer 16

1) Because he will be lost again and need more nots and bottles so he can send them to people and they can find him !!.. besides it'll cost him money.. he wont have a show !!

2)Test is a 100% harder quiz !!

3)turns out Toasters where not made for humans only

Answer 17

1.

He's not in a shipbuilding union - so they probably wouldn't let him.

2.

t******e - Lol!

3.

That setting is for sub-arctic bread - with a thick layer of permafrost.

Alternatively, useful to dry mittens.  I said MITTENS !

Answer 18

1.)  Good question.

2.)  Not answering. XDDD

3.)  Maybe for people who don't wanna eat it. After all, there are some crazy people. My cousin would probably use it in his sling shot or somethin'..... My answers are crummy, I'm sure, but I'm pretty much doing this for the points, so.... Yeah. ^_^

Answer 19

1- because then there wouldnt be a show "gilligans island"

2- yes it is t******l

3- so they have a reason for it to be excpensive  

Answer 20

Good questions!!

1) Because there would be no point to the story if they could get back so easily

2) testicles ha ha

3) So that we can say some people can't cook at all because they can't even make toast

Answer 21

1) The professor did try to fix the boat in episode #8 with glue. All the boards on the SS Minnow were glued and secured into place... that is until a chemical breakdown of the glue occurred sending boards flying off in every possible direction. While it makes sense that the boards that were glued onto the boat to repair the holes would come loose and fall off, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever for the rest of the boat to fly apart the way it does.

2) Why t******e of course.

3) That setting is for Moe (of The Three Stooges). Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg. Curly: Why do you want that? Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.  

Answer 22

1.The professor could fix it if he wanted to. The thing is, he  isn't getting any action stuck back in his lab on the mainland. If he stays put, at least he gets to look at Ginger's and Mary Anne's racks all day.

2. Now these are the kinds of questions we need on the SAT, really. Let's make that part interesting at least. quiz is to quizzes as test is to testes. quiz is to quizzical as test is to t******e....

3. The makers of toasters weren't decent human beings. Either that or they lack taste buds.

Answer 23

1. Well, coconuts don't solve EVERYTHING you know...

2. I'm going to have to say t******l....but that wouldn't go down to well in school...."Class, we are going to get t******l now..."

3. Well, we non smokers gotta get our daily dose of carciogenics some way!! (And sucking on our car's tail pipe doesn't sound that appealing...)

Answer 24

1)  Caus he's too busy pooping.. IUNNO xD

2)Tests are t******e

3)Because ..

Answer 25

1 cuase he's an idiot

#2 i'd rather not say

#3 cause americans dont know how to make toaster!!!!