3 FUN QUESTIONS...SEE WHO HAS THE MOST CREATIVE ANSWERS!!!!?

Question

Most creative answer wins best answer..

1) If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

2) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

3) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Answer 1

Depends

both

definitely NOT water

Answer 2

Yes to the first one...lol

he's naked

whole bread? I don't have anything for this one

Answer 3

1) He's obviously lost

2) He's posing for turtle pornography weekly

3) yeast

Answer 4

1. a woman is always right...it should be a law...

2. the turtle is naked and homeless..how sad

3. unsliced bread with butter and jelly/ jam on the side...yum....

Answer 5

1) If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

~~  Yes, of course he is wrong!  What he says is heard by the trees and carried to the women by the breeze!

2) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

~~  Neither homeless or naked just out of ammunition!

3) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

~~  The Electric Toothbrush, License Plates, TV remote control, Soap, Pooper-Scooper to name a few!!!.

Answer 6

1. He is only wrong if he thinks he's right.

2. Neither, its shell-less

3. H2O

Answer 7

1.wrong for what? speaking? no

2.its cold

3.sliced cheese

Answer 8

1) nope, hes just an idot talking to himself!

2) neither, Its faster as it has less weight to carry around =)

3) the knife they sliced the bread with!

Answer 9

1) of course he is...men are always wrong about everything!!!!

2) Naked i'd say...the shell isn't a home, it just protects them. and HA a naked turtle is a funny thought!

3) TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

1) Haha yeah because he is a Man.

2) Naked and homeless. He was naked in his house haha so now that he lost his house he is exposed. :O

3) Uhh sliced turkey. sliced bread was only good because you can put the turkey on it.

Answer 11

1) if a man is talking then it is sure he is still wrong.

2) naked,

3) Night baseball

Answer 12

1) Yes, he'd still be wrong, because somewhere there is a woman that can hear that far away, and will be able to remember it 80 years later.

2) It is homeless & naked. It should have gotten a rental.

3) Uncle Thok's Mammoth and Parsnips stew with braised Sabre Loin.

Answer 13

hmmm i'm hungry

Answer 14

1)- no he's not wrong!he's probably talking to a ghost lady

2)- it's neither!it's either moving or just came out of the shower!

3)- banana split!

probably...butter?

x*x

Answer 15

men are always wrong

the turtle is shell-less

and well...unsliced bread??  

lol

Answer 16

he doesn't need to speak in the first place.

he's pissed.

the donut.

Answer 17

1) yes

2) its dead

3) unsliced bread...DELISH

Answer 18

1) He will always be wrong.

2) He's homeless and naked

3)s*x?

Answer 19

It depends what he is talking about...

It is homelessly naked

Sliced Pie