3 Lads want a good holiday in august, loads of women, loads of booze and loads of sun...suggest?

Question

Not Malia, Tenerife, Corfu, Ibiza or magaulf !!!!!!

Answer 1

I could suggest far north Queensland in Australia but I think the beauty of the place would probably be wasted on you and I'm not sure we would want you here.  Just kidding.

Well, sort of...

Answer 2

get some patio heaters, sun lamps, crates of beer and a jacuzzi ... put them in your back garden, preferably under a big sun umbrella (the sort they have outside pubs)

then issue a free invitation for all your pals and their friends to come and visit and ask the pizza delivery guy to call daily

that way you'll have a brilliant time for much less than it costs to go abroad

and you'll do all of us a favour by not disgracing us in front of foreigners and giving the British a bad reputation