40 YR OLD VIRGEN What is your favorite quote from movie?

Question

Mine is "Do me Yo Yo Master Do Me! Cuz I'm the Yo-Yo Guy!" OMG hilarious!

Answer 1

After Andy gives up on the chest waxing.......

"You look like a man-o-lantern!"

I love the fact that he's shouting every obscenity known during his chest waxing, and then suddenly shouts out " Kelly Clarkson!!"   Cracks me up!

Also  Mooj saying......   " Life is about people. It's about connections.   It's not about c***s, and a**  and ****, And b******e pleasures....."     That still cracks me up!

Answer 2

"Your puttin' the p****y on a pedstal."

Answer 3

Girl "What is this Andy?!"

Andy "A giant v****a..   It's used for learing!!!"

Hahahhaa. :D

Answer 4

todays forecast dark and cloudy with a chance of drive by

Answer 5

"Where do you put the p***s?"

Answer 6

let's get some F*cking french toast.

Don't ask me why but the way she said that was hilarious.

Oh and you're putting the p***y on a pedestal LMAO  

Answer 7

you know how i know you're g*y? you have a framed poster of asia!

oh god there's so many good ones. the dark and cloudy with a chance of drive by, aim high willis, aim high!, yo yo master, p***y on a pedestal, the indian guys talking about b******e pleasures!

Answer 8

it doesnt matter whether your ugly as fukc or ugly as ****.

Answer 9

vrigin spelt with 2 'i's

mine is:

"me so horny me love u looonngg time!"

such a funny film

Answer 10

"AHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!!" lmao

Answer 11

Do you like to do it yourself

That yo-yo one was freaking hilarious!

Do you know how I know your g*y....you listen to Coldplay..etc.!!!

Answer 12

She's a hoe, fo' sho