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42 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Rate them 1-10?

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Glue coins on the floor where people can see them and see how many people try to pick them up.

When there is a sign that says, "Caution: Wet Floor", move it somewhere else or to a carpeted area.

Switch the price tags.

Put random things in peoples' carts.

Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.

Look straight into the security camera, use it as a mirror.

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.

Take the shoes off that you are wearing, then try to buy them. If a cashier tries to tell you that you didn't get them there, refuse and say you did.

Yell, "We got a code red in housewares!" and see what happens.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "Pick me! Pick me!

Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

Ride around on a 3-year old's bike screaming, "The British are coming! The British are coming!

Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes.

Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and say, "Don't move or the Elmos get it!

Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, "I'm a walrus! Hear me roar!

Pretend to be a manakin and dress up in store clothes. Strike a pose. If someone looks at you, make faces.

Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you're staring at..

Take a Darth Vador doll and when a clerk isn't looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make teh Darth Vador doll talk on the store speaker system.

Walk behind a person who works at Wal-Mart and say, "Can I help you?

Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and squirt random passing people.

Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, "I have rabies!

Talk on the loud speaker and say, "Attention K-Mart shoppers!

Walk up to a random person and say, "Hey! I remember you!" and see if they play along to avoid emberrasment.

Put barbies in a tough-looking guy's cart.

Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people.

Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch.

Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army.

Pat a person on the back and put a "Kick Me" sign on them.

Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog.

Dress up as Batman and sit in a cart while someone pushes you and yell, "To the Batcave, Robin!

Play bumper cars with the shopping carts.

Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling,

"Another villan stopped by Spiderman!" and then say, "You can thank me later!

Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, say, "I'm the next American Idol!

Get a can of Lysol and follow someone around the store, spraying everything they touch.

Spitball the cameras and random people.

Breakdance in the middle of the store..

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.

Play "Marco Polo"

Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.

Run up to a complete stranger and say, "You're it!

Take a "mysterious package" to someone's cart and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at oh- seven hundred hours tomarrow.

Bring no one. "

Get 20 people together and play "Hide and Go Seek

Disclaimer: If you do decide to use these, your trip may never be the same!

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  1. Wow I love you for putting this. LMAO!


  2. LOL! Hilarious! All of them!!!!

  3. the only person i can imagine doin all of these

    is ellen degeneres.. no doubt about it


  4. sadly, i did some of these is high school..... small town, group of kids,  late nights, nothing to do and too much caffiene. enough said

  5. 10

    absolutely hilarious!

  6. easy 10

  7. lol, they're great, I was laughing my head off - did you actually do those things? I liked the darth vader on loud speaker one - i might just have to try it... haha

  8. that's so funny!!!

  9. very interesting...

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  10. HAHA!! LMAO next time i go to wal*mart im doin at least 1 of these thanks for posting :D

  11. I did some of those lol. There was a price tag for a $300 Tv and I put it in a $1 chocolate bar. And I also put random things in peoples carts lol. And then I said to some stranger "Hey I Remember you!" and they totally played along lol. They're like "Oh yea" And then we had a conversation. It was hilarious. And the worst thing I did was set all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time on full volume! As soon as I did that I ran out of the store and then 5 minutes later....  

  12. i am so gonna do this today haha thanks for these tips

  13. Ha ha! some of read before but others are priceless.

  14. omg i read them to my sis and we were rolling on the floor laughing, easy infinti the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

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