45 years later have you heard my I Have A Dream Speech?

Question

Mary Jo's dream

I have a dream that one day this nation will fill thousands of ships with Liberals with one way tickets to France - we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are not created equal.

I have a dream that one day when those liberals board those ships to France they will be carrying an Obama supporter under one arm and a illegal alien under the other.

I have a dream that Teddy Kennedy will be the fleet commander of that liberal floatilla sailing for France after he has downed several fifths of Chivas Regal.

Answer 1

Barack had a wet dream about me last night.

Larry Sinclair

Answer 2

Aw how cute are you? You have such big dreams,but in this case,your dreams will not come true.Your nightmares will. Very sweet dreams! :D

Answer 3

I guess you have a dream that we will be living in a tyrannical dictatorship run by reactionaries. One where free speech is subdued and dissenting opinions dismissed. Sounds more like a nightmare.

Answer 4

actually i had a dream last night! i was at school and i was valentines day and everyone was wearing red and pink then i forgot it was valentines day and i wore yellow..oops!

Answer 5

I have enough reverence for the original speech that I cringe at any spoofs.

Answer 6

Sounds like after November 4th you're going to start having nightmares because dear friend we're going to elect Barack Obama as our next President. You had better go ahead and get you a ticket on the Titanic.  

Answer 7

hey i had a dream too.

i was in my living room, but it wasn't really my living room, just playing my living room...well i walked out through my sliding glass doors and there was a pool.  and i went to reach my hand into it and a shark swam up....and it was wearing braces...

yeah so you aren't so freaking special!

Answer 8

You need to face facts!  Not all Liberals voted in the Primaries for Obama!  Not all Liberals are going to vote for him in the National Election either!  This Liberal won't!

Answer 9

Typical con.  

Commemorating a milestone in civil rights by partisan flailing.  

Good job.

Answer 10

I have a dream that one day this nation will fill thousands of ships with Conservatives with one way tickets to Guantanamo - we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are not created equal.

I have a dream that one day when those conservatives board those ships to the torture facilities of Guantanamo they will be carrying a McCain supporter under one arm and a gun-wielding redneck under the other.

I have a dream that d**k Cheney will be the fleet commander of that liberal floatilla sailing for Guantanamo after he has downed several fifths of Chivas Regal.

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Yep, absolutely love it!