5 ways to survive school?

Question

I'm thinking of the top five reasons we should go to school, but it should be funny. Like, "Who else would stick gum under the desks?" or something funny like that... what are your top 5 reasons to go to school?

Answer 1

ways to survive

1. pay attention

2. do your work

3. get involved(it makes school go by faster)

4.

5.

reasons to go

1.kids have nothing better to do

2.learning, otherwise you'll go nowhere

3.friends

4.sports

5.its the law i guess

Answer 2

1. Its the law.

2. Because a non-elected judge says so.

3. Because your parents can go to jail keeping you out.

4. Because it keeps you off the streets for a few hours.

5. You get a chance to hook school to go to the library or museum to learn something like I did as a kid.

Answer 3

5 ways to survive?

1. Make sure you are always behind the human bulldozers.

2. Beating the c**p out of your locker will help you open it.

3. Don't p**s off teachers who are prone to throwing things.

4. Beware of lunch. Seriously. Half of the stuff is most likely things you didn't even know people could eat.

and # 5. Janitors, especially mean ones, will rat you out/ give you detention.

oh right reasons to go.

1. I have too much free time.

2. I kinda have to, untill I'm 16 atleast.

3. Ignorance is not bliss.

4. Friends.

5. I already bought my school supplies.