60th Birthday Gag Gift

Question

I am putting together an "Old Timer's Survival Kit". What sort of gag items can you add to the list? I've already got:

bengay

geritol

children's asprin

tv guide

magnifying glass

hearing aid batteries

slippers

Answer 1

If it's a man: get two popsicle sticks and some medical tape, put it in a box and label it 'ye olde viagra.'

If it's a woman: get an old time hand crank egg beater and label it "Olde time vibrator.'

That would be funny!!!!

Answer 2

Wow, this is a brilliant idea! I think you should also add something that would remind the person how beautiful his/her life has been! I had recently attended a 50th birthday party for my friend's mother. In the party, my friend put up a tv and played a DVD showcasing her mother's life (her younger days, marriage, kids, grandkids, retirement etc). The video was professionally made from still pictures and synchronized with music and a storyline... very sentimentally touching and made my friend's mom and dad cry watching their whole life come up on the screen! I think it was a great gift for my friend's mom and very much appreciated by her. The DVD was custom-made by http://www.smilingsnaps.com and it wasn't expensive. Do check it out- Its awesome!

Answer 3

Buy one of those "huge remote controls" They have them in Bed Bath and beyond.

Answer 4

Dont forget the Bean-o

Answer 5

I think its a poor excuse  of  a gift-gag

It is insensitive!!!

Answer 6

Depends and denture glue.