8/5/08...10 Questions Hockey related, 4 are Bettman related

Question

1. You go to the hockey hall of fame and see the REAL Wayne Gretzky there, what are the first words to come out of your mouth? (cmon Teal, thats a weak question! do better!)

2. Which NHL player was the least successfull talking to the ladies in high school?

3. Which NHL player got picked on the MOST in high school?

4. Which NHL player would you guess had the latest start to puberty?

5. Which NHL player would most likely answer this question incorrectly

Q: Which weighs lighter, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

6. Which NHL player would be the MOST angered if he got traded to his rival's team?

7. Which NHL player would be most likely to be the first player to punch Bettman in the face?

8. TBL- HOW MANY DAYS TILL HOCKEY!!!!???

9. What/Who shakes more, a California Earthquake or Bettman during his speeches?

10. Bettman or TROOLS?

Answer 1

1. Get the **** out of my way!

2. Jiri Hudler

3. Todd Bertuzzi (that'd explain the chip on his shoulder)

4. Crosby

5. Chris Pronger

6. Darren McCarty

7. Chris Chelios

8. Well, since I'm not TBL...

9. California Earthquake.  It just looks close because Bettman shakes more often.

10. Is death an option?

Answer 2

1. How about Sully, eh? He's at his 3rd straight Olympics.

2. Eric Lindros

3. Sean Avery

4. Zdeno Chara

5. Marty Brodeur

6. Alfie Alfredson

7. Darcy Tucker

8. Every day is hockey day in Quinte.

9. A California earthquake, especially if it includes San Jose.

10. whatever Trools are?

Answer 3

1. didnt even notice him....

2. brent sopel ugly f*uc*k

3. Alex Kovalev

4. marty St.Louis

5. Ray Emery

6. Phil Esposito cause he really did back in the 70's

7.Chris Chelios

8.too many...

9. hard one but i gotta say California Earthquake

10. neither GO Steve Kouleus!!!!!!!

Answer 4

1) Thanks for all the memories Wayne!

2) Sergei Federov

3) Daniella Alfredsdotter

4) Daniel Briere .. think he's still trying to get over the hump

5) Derian Hatcher

6) Darren McCarty

7) Sean Avery

8) I'm not TBL so will leave that to him

9) California earthquake. I know having lived through a few

10) Don't care for either

Answer 5

1.  uhh hey your wayne gretzky! can i you sign my jersey?

2. Sean AVery, he was too busy talking to the guys ( just look at his picture on nhl.com)

3. the shorter nes

4. crosby (see  2008 playoffs)

5. Ray Emery hahaha

6. ovechkin

7. long list there

8. 66 days till the caps home opener WHEW!

9. bettman specially when he's feeling the hatred in the room

10. wow thats a hard one neither

Answer 6

1. Mario was better than you.

2. Ovechkin...that's why he got his girlfriend on line.

3. Sean Avery...something has to explain why he's so insane.

4. Crosby...hasn't happened yet...did you see his playoff beard???

5. In Chicago, having crashed his motorcycle into a car. According to police reports, his blood-alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit and he told officers: "Just charge me with the usual."

~Bob Probert

or

Explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That"s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes."

~Stu Grimson

6. Dion Phaneuf...Steve Smith: "Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary."

7. Brett Hull (now Dallas GM) current players... none they are to busy counting there money.

8. Too many!

9. Bettman because his is afraid of a puck taking him out.

10. Mike Ricci is prettier than both of them.