8 SILLY SHORT BLOND JOKES...?

Question

1) What do you call 100 blonde's standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

2) Did you hear about two blonde's jumping up and down after completing a puzzle that took them 2 years to complete?

.....The box said "3 to 5 years" on it

3) What did the blond say when she opened a box of cheerios?

..."oh...donut seeds!"

4) What do you call a blond with two brain cells? ......Pregnant!

5) Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths."

Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet

6) What are the first two things a blond does when she gets up in the morning?.....Introduces herself and then walks home

7) Why do Blonde's have TGIF on their shoes?.....Toes Go In First

8) Guy is in bar watching a horse race on TV and makes a bet for 500 dollars with a blond that horse #8 would win. Blond figures its a good bet since she has 9 other horses to win. Of course, horse number 8 wins. The blond cant believe it...The guy says, I'm sorry...i knew horse 8 would win cause it was replay. The blond says " I know that! but i didn't think he could do it again!"

Answer 1

lol those made me laugh thanks =]

Answer 2

Those rock! 6 of them i've never heard of before!!!

Answer 3

Lol! =)

Answer 4

lol i loved number 3, 7, and 8

6 was kinda mean and icky tho

just sayin

loved them all but that one tho lol

: )

Answer 5

hahahaahah there sooo funny. i especialy like number 2.

i didnt completely understand number 5...but still hillairious

Answer 6

those are freakin awesome!!!  

Answer 7

haha???

Answer 8

haha

Answer 9

Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Answer 10

THIS IS WACK! YOU MUST BE BLOND 'CAUSE YOU'RE DUMBER THAN THOSE "JOKES''. WELL I CANT REALLY CALL THEM JOKES BECAUSE JOKES ARE SUPPOSED 2 B FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!