9 shopping days left until Kobe's B-Day (the big 30). What should I buy him?

Question

I was thinking Shaq, or maybe trying to find his jumpshot for him.

Answer 1

get him a white woman.... he already had one before but his wife got mad at him.... get him another

Answer 2

maybe a real good big man so he can finally win another ring

Answer 3

Get him a trade to the Cavaliers so Lebron can finally get a ring.

One gift, two people benefit.

Answer 4

Forget a gift, S*ck his D*ck since your always asking Kobe questions. Don't forget to wipe the mustache!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

He already has so much money. Material things aren't the best gift for Kobe. Maybe you should pray that a good pass first PG will get traded to the Lakers so he'll realize the value of passing.

Answer 6

get him carmelo anthony in the lakers

Answer 7

Knee braces, he is done, those knees have too much milage on them.

Answer 8

get him a white underaged girlfriend that he wont get convicted of rape for, a brain to realize that he has a team to play in and that it isnt 1 on 5 streetball, and he needs a proper shoe-line, all his shoes are gaaaaay

Answer 9

yea your real mature thanks for tha 2 points...idiot

Answer 10

Idiot

Answer 11

Get Him On Shaq's Team B4 Shaq Retires

It's The Only Way He Can Win Another Ring

Get Him A Girl That Has Rape Fantasies

But If You Are Really Good Get Him Some Modesty (Lebron Might Have Some Left Over) Get Him A Game Of His Own So He Can Stop Trying To Be MJ On The Court (He's Not Very Good At It)

  

Answer 12

2 points

im here to help corey, your welcome

what about his 18 against greece?

Answer 13

b***s

Answer 14

buy him a celtics nba championship shirt xD.

and check out how will he react to that hehe

Answer 15

get him some chocolate and flowers.  LOL.