A 'slightly rude' getting old joke? ?

Question

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?'

Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?'

She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'

Answer 1

That's funny, cheers.

Answer 2

Ha ha! That was so wrong! ;)

heres another elderly joke you might like:

A young man is talking to an old man about his woes in life.

Young man: i hate my life. every day is the same, i get up at 8:00, then go to the toilet until 8:03, go to school at 9:00, get home at 4:00, and go to bed at 10:00. its boring.

Old man: yeah, well, every day at approximately 7:00 i have a huge poo.

Young man: So? whats so bad about that?

Old man: I don't get up until 9:00.

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Hope you liked it! i loved your joke, its classic!

Lollie x

Answer 3

A man in a retirement home came up to several women at the dinner table and said "it's my birthday, guess how old i am"

one of the women said "ok, take off all your clothes" so the man took off his clothes. then she said "now, turn around a few time" so he spun around a few times. then she guessed "89?" and he said "yes! how did you know?!"

and she said

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"you told us at breakfast"

Answer 4

That was good you bad naughty girl lol