A 9th Grader is as_____ as a ______ finish the sentence plz?

Question

this is 4 my english class plz help give me ideas thank you so much due:(8/25)

Answer 1

ninth as a grader - LoL

Answer 2

cool as a tomato (?)

Answer 3

as fresh as a pimp (:

Answer 4

retarted,r****d loljk...lets see... fresh (referring to being new to high school) watermelon (from the farm idk)

Answer 5

ownage as a me

Answer 6

crabby as a crab (lol)

or.. you could say open as a book

since it is your first year of high school

Answer 7

green as a gourd