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A BATHROOM POEM to MEN ??

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oh so true!

The grossest thing for me to see

is my bathroom floor all full of pee.

Why can't they make it in the bowl?

Don't they see there is a hole?

Out in the woods, they think it's cute

to see how far a guy can "shoot."

But in the house, it's plain to see

there is a bowl in which you pee!

(It's usually white and kinda round

you hit the water, not the ground.)

Why can't they make it in the bowl?

Is it a problem with control?

If not control, then tell me why

they make my bathroom such a sty?

Come on guys, get a clue!

You know what you have to do.

Be a human - not a pig

and don't forget to lift the lid.

When you're done, make it flush

don't always be in such a rush.

Then take the lid and push it down

(don't make us women feel like clowns)

Falling in, it is not fun

getting water on your buns.

Zip up your pants and you're all done

now wasn't that a lot of fun?

Keep this little poem in mind

Your woman will find you very kind.

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  1. i like that. have a star

    i know plenty of little boys who could do with reading it


  2. nice one our kidda!!

  3. OMG, thanks! I will be needing that to put in my bathroom. I have 5 males in my house and they act like they don't know where the hole is lol.

  4. i like it,says troll

  5. lolz in some way i can relate to all u said

  6. I think it's kinda dumb

  7. hahaha

    love the poem

  8. a star for you* very nice..

  9. Haha brilliant :)

    Is there a website that you got it from and if so could you post it on here once it is resolved? I would love to hear more x

  10. ahahahahahahaha! that is the funniest poem iveevr heard! u made ma day!

  11. i love this where did u get this from i am posting it on the wall for my brothers

  12. I like this.  I think all private bathrooms should have this posted.

  13. Good one! Funny! 100!

  14. Brilliant!  Absolutely Brilliant!  I don't understand why all men don't wear glasses then maybe they could see things our way!!!.

  15. have you got one for the ladies?? because they dribble as well! lol.*

  16. absolutely!!!!

  17. you ladies are just as bad,leaving toothpaste all over the sink!!! l.o.l.

  18. MEN! very good by the way,something different..

  19. If I had to read this while peeing, I think I would be all over the floor too, very good, by the way...!

  20. classy no8 classy!!

  21. lol! i bet all the guys reading it feel embarrassed as they have done most of (if not all) the things in this poem :)

  22. i like that..very good *

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