A British Haka?

Question

Any suggestions for a British response to the Haka? I think it would be hilarious if thr Great Britain team did the Hokey Cokey whilst the Kiwis were doing the Hakka before we whup them on Saturday.

Answer 1

They should do morris dancing, this should send the All Blacks into such a fit of giggles that they won't be able to play.

Answer 2

To counter the Haka would be disrespectful and childish.

Better still to beat them on the pitch, that is assuming that Ashley "Where's my white stick and labrador" isn't refereeing.

Answer 3

I thought they were playing France?

Answer 4

No better the giggy gig !!

Answer 5

I dont remember who it was but one team started walking away from the all blacks when they did the haka.

Answer 6

A friend of mine's team did a 'haka' with 'Humpty Dumpty' as the words at the beginning of a tour game once...  As for England, a bit of Morris Dancing at the start would scare the bejezus out of most civilized folk.

Answer 7

I agree, Morris Dancing. we could beat those girly all blacks with "bells on" then.

Answer 8

Yes, the kiwis would be knocked out by laughing

Answer 9

Singing.

Scottish drunks parade past my flat every night singing, so let them sing.

And sing they did on the match spoken about

"God Save the Queen"