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A Christmas Poem - joke?

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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat

The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook

It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my ***** and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ***, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa a*****e, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

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  1. CUTE AND FUNNY


  2. funny, but it's sooo long. must be good to keep us all reading it to the end :)

  3. That was pretty funny - but not very seasonal - shoulda kept it for December!

    Cheers x

  4. Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?

    A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

    Loved it can we have more please.

  5. By the time I finish reading it, it will be the right season! Thanks though-very funny!

  6. LOL!! That was pretty good, a star for u!

  7. lolz

  8. Very funny. Put it back on here at christmas!

  9. very funny

    but a lil too long

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