A-Erisians, or non believers in Eris, I give you the opportunity to prove me Discordianism wrong?

Question

this is your chance.

Just post here, Eris does not exist is the same as me saying Eris exists.

So, if you want any credibility post some evidence, not your opinion.

Answer 1

All hail eris - bring it on!

Answer 2

Answer: It does not matter one bit if they do not believe that Eris threw a golden apple and made the punchbowl leak.

Her Apple Corps is strong.

Besides, Eris herself states that she is not making any definative claim to existing.

Answer 3

Hail Eris and the Sacred Chao.

Answer 4

I love discord, hate, and discontent.  

Answer 5

*sigh*  How long is the meme going to continue??  =]

Blech, I used a Dawkins word.  I feel icky inside.

Answer 6

Are ye a human being, and not a cabbage or something?

The magnificently chaotic disarray of my kitchen junk drawer and it's mysterious contents are living proof that Eris exists.

I found an armadillo eating a waffle in there last week.

Hail Eris Kallisti Discordia!

Answer 7

Discordian chicks are hot. What was the question?