A Fun Survey for cricket fans?

Question

Ok, let your imaginations run wild & tell me what is the first things the following cricketers would pack when going on a tour?

1Shane Warne

2Shane Watson

3Sachin Tendulkar

4.Michael Clarke

5Brett Lee

6Sreesanth

7Harbhajan

8Malinga

9Symonds

10 Andre Nel.

Answer 1

1Shane Warne- Mobile for txting purposes

2Shane Watson- First aid kit

3Sachin Tendulkar- Halo cos he's God isn't he

4.Michael Clarke- Anti-depressants!! sorry Pup

5Brett Lee- Learn to sing dvd

6Sreesanth- Tissues to wipe those tears

7Harbhajan- a mirror so he can see what an a*s he is

8Malinga- A cap to hide that bush what he calls hair

9Symonds- his EGO

10 Andre Nel.- Map to the anger management classes

Answer 2

Shane Warne - f**s. Or some of his "mums" diuretics.

Shane Watson - bandages/plasters for his latest injury.

Sachin Tendulkar - A t-shirt emblazoned with the word's: "I am the greatest of the current era - take that Ponting!"

Michael Clarke - The latest Bingle magazine spread for those lonely nights.

Brett Lee - 100 top karaoke sing-a-long songs.

Sreesanth - a hankie to mop up the tears and a face guard to ward off blows from Harbhajan.

Harbhajan - a how to p**s everyone off guidebook, plus optional punching bag (to practice hitting his team-mates).

Malinga - hair dye.

Symonds - 10 ways to out-stare your opponent manual plus copious amounts of zinc cream.

Andre Nel - booze and a swearing dictionary (possibly a rhyming one).

Answer 3

1. Warnie - baked beans

2. Watson - Creatine

3. Sachin - first-aid kit

4. Clarke - hidden microphone

5. Lee - Bollywood's Best Compilation CD, 2008

6. Sree - "How to be a Man" guide written by Sanjay Dutt

7. Bhajji - anti-depressants

8. Malinga - slinger gym equipment

9. Symonds - that stupid white c**p he wears around his mouth.

10. Nel - testosterone tablets

Answer 4

1..Shane Warne-Mobile Phone and his s**y "Y" front jocks...

2...Plenty of bandages and tape,for all his injurues..

3..Sachin Tendulkar-His sence of humor..

4..Michael Clarke-Well cant say hair gel now so i will say his shadow(Lara)...

5...Brett Lee-Picture of Preston and his lovely wife!!...

6...Sreesanth-Well its not a hairbrush..

7...Harbhajan-His obnoxious behavior book of tricks...

8..Malinga-His hankie,yes for his crocodile tears...

9..Symonds-His zinc cream...

10..Andre Nel-Grog...

Answer 5

1.Mobile phone & baked beans.

2.Mirror, address of nearest hair stylist & society journalist.

3 T-shirt reading 'Why Me?'

4.jewelry case & Lara

5.Guitar & hair gel

6.Face mask to protect him from low flying fists

7Boxing gloves

8 Hair stylist & dye.

9 His Ford Territory

10 His book of Brett Lee 'taunts & other anger inspiring ideas.'

Answer 6

1. Mobile phone (lol)

2. Mini-weights

3. His 23 heavy bats

4. Something to read

5. A musical instrument

6. Tissues

7. Turban

8. Hair Dye

9. White lip-glossy stuff

10. Heart Rate Monitor

Answer 7

1. lady killer

2. cant say

3. his beautiful wife

4. eyes

5. speed

6. foolsih

7. bhangra

8. looks like body have some problem

9. funny hair style

10 ghost.

Answer 8

1. shane warne- some thing creepy

2. shane watson- hand massager

3. sachin tendulkar- his spider that he hid under his bed

4. his wife lol

5. fast healing medicine

6. slap protection cream!!!!!

7. anger management pills

8. comb

9. cream

10. punching bag