A GOOD Golf JOke?

Question

Tiger woods brother walked in to a pro shop and wanted to go play and the pro said sorry we don't allow your type and the pro told him there a was another course about a drivers length down the road. Tigers brother replyed i am tiger woods brother and the pro still told him we don't allow your type but there is another course about a drive length down the road. So Tigers brother told the pro we was going to bring his brother tomorrow. So the next day Tiger and his brother walk into the club house and tell the pro they want to play, The pro says sorry we don't allow your type and there is a another course about a driver length down the road. Tiger asked the pro if he knew who he was. The pro answered NO. So Tiger said, I AM Tiger Woods and the Pro replied, o well the course is only a 7iron away then.

Answer 1

Had my first chuckle of the day. Thanks

Answer 2

LOL.  Here's another:

Tiger woods stops his top of the range BMW to buy gas.  He gets out to go to the store.  As he gets out two tees fall out of his pocked onto the driver's seat.  The gas pump attendant, not knowing anything about golf, asks Woods what the tees are for.  Woods replies "My balls go on those".  The pump attendant says "Man, these cars have EVERYTHING!".

Answer 3

Cute, very cute.

Answer 4

not bad

Answer 5

Terrible, simply terrible.

Answer 6

Sorry, but the Tiger Woods brother one is terrible. The Jesus and Moses one is my favourite golf joke, even if I've heard it told about Jack Nicklaus, Greg Norman, John Daly and now Tiger. Still a ripper.

Speaking of JD, it's not as funny though as the time at Bay Hill Daly racked up an 18 or thereabouts, virtually emptying his bag as he attempted a 3 wood water carry to a Par 5. He knew he could do it, and after the second one went in the drink, he figured he'd just stand there until he hit the green or ran out of pills.

Answer 7

Jesus and Moses are out playing golf.  Trying to make an approach shot to a green that is protected by a water hazard, Jesus asks Moses what club he should use.  Moses replies, "I think that is probably a 7 iron for you."  Jesus thinks for a while.  "No, I think Tiger Woods would use and 8 iron."  He takes out his 8 iron and proceeds to put the ball into the water.

Then Jesus asks Moses to please retrieve his ball, he would like a "do over".  Moses goes and parts the waters of the hazard, and retirieves the ball.  "I told you needed a 7 iron."  But Jesus insisted that if Tiger could reach the green with an 8 iron so could he.

Once again he puts the ball in the water.  Once again Moses goes and parts the water to retrieve the ball.  A third time and the same results.  Finally, Moses tells Jesus he can get his own ball.  Jesus is walking across the water to get his ball.

About this time a threesome comes up behind Moses on the fairway as he watches Jesus walking on the water.  One of them asks "Who does that guy think he is? ... Jesus Christ?"

Quickly Moses replies;  "NO,  He knows he is Jesus Christ.  He THINKS he is Tiger Woods."