A Hockey Question...

Question

"You know, pumpkin, you're not really helping the situation. NOW, you HAVE TO ask a great question about beer, hockey, s*x, and violence"

Here it goes.....

Could a Guinness be classified as a pre-game drink AND meal??

Will The Leafs and The Sens be battling for the top Draft pick in 2009?

Does IT REALLY make you go blind...I've always only used one hand.....just in case.

I've been told to "Quit beating yourself up"....does that mean I'm a violent person??

Answer 1

Yes, Guinness also is thick enough to even make a great dessert.  

Leafs will maybe be battling for a chance at the #1 pick, but I think the Sens are going to try to win a cup.  

I think only 13 years olds use two hands....or rub a pillow...we know you're too old for that.  

You are only a violent person, if you beat yourself up, and then have to go to a dentist.  

Thanks for the questions.   ;)  You're the best.

Answer 2

Obviously you're familiar with the band of hoodlums, drunks and social deviants that make up my team.

If not them, then the LA Kings will be in the mix as well.

I can't read your third question...whoops.

Possibly.

Answer 3

1. pregame-game-postgame

2. just the leafs

3. no

4. no

Answer 4

1. no

2. just the leafs

3. no

4. possibly, just kidding

Answer 5

1) "Guinness for Strength" - Not only as a pre-game meal, it is also useful during games too, especially if you are losing!

2) If the leafs get top draft pick, it will be sad to watch a promising new star go down the tubes - I am a Leafs fan, but I don't believe in miracles

3) Of Course NOT, completely False (now er... how do I make the text bigger on the screen??)

4) You are not a violent person, but you despise ugliness

Answer 6

Yes :]

No. Leafs are all over it.

rofl.

Nope :]

Answer 7

NO.  Guinness with a side of attractive women.

And leave the Kings to settle with no.3?  No way.

I've got the best vision of anyone I know, so it can't hurt.  It might actually help.

Felony assault.

Answer 8

1. At our size that's an appetizer.

2. My sources say yes.

3. IDK my glasses are kinda thick......

4.Maybe they are referring to the going blind thing again. Change that "up" to "off". I think that's what they want you to stop doing!!!

Answer 9

1. no

2. that could happen i guess

3. thats fun

4. really?  

Answer 10

Of course, you could live for years on that stuff..........may get sent to the minors though

2) No Sens won't be that bad.  I expect your sens to finish somewhere in the 5-8 range in the east.  You still have arguably the best line in hockey.

3) no comment......where are my glasses and pants

4) see question 3 I think that was off not up.

Answer 11

1)Totally.Its like a wonderful milkshake.

2)Leafs more likely.

3)Well I'm a two hander.The bigger the stick to play with,so I'm going totally blind but what a fun way to go blind if you ask me.Perhaps if you were wearing pants from time to time you can refrain from it.

4)No..It means you're a Sens fan.