This was taken from an actual conversation! It's written phonetiacally, and shows the extremities of the English language, and dialect.
Reading hints: You are on the phone. The other party is also in the hotel........(Try to guess before reading n! lol)
--Morny, rune sore-bees.
--Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service.
--Rye. Rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to odor sunteen?
--Yes, order something. This is room thirteen-on-five. I want…
--Okay, torino-fie. Yes plea?
--I'd like some bacon and eggs.
--Ow July then?
--What?
--Aches.
--Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch…?
--Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled, please.
--Ow July thee baycome? Crease?
--Crisp will be fine.
--Okay. An Santos?
--What?
--Santos. July Santos?
--Uh…I don't know…I don't think so.
--No? Judo one toes?
--Look. I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know what
--judo-one-toes means. I'm sorry…
--Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eenlish mopping we bother?
--English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. An
--English muffin will be fine. We bother? No. Just put the bother on the jide.
--Wad?
--I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
--Copy?
--I feel terrible about this but… Copy.
--Copy, tea, mill…
--Coffee!! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.
--One Minnie. *** rune torino-fie, strangle-aches, crease baycome, tost sy eenlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?
--Whatever you say. Okay.
--Tenjewberrymud.
--You're welcome.
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