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A Jewish guy is this funny?

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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in

dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious

financial

trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.

He

goes into the synagogue and begins to pray

"God, please

help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some

money, I'm

going to lose my house as well, please let me win the

lotto".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Jacob goes back

to the synagogue.

"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost

my business, my house

and I'm going to lose my car as

well".

Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!!

Back to the

synagogue.

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my

business, my house,

my car and my wife and children are starving. I

don't often ask you

for help and I have always been a good servant

to you. Why won't you

just let me win the lotto this one time so

I can get my life back in

order???".

Suddenly there is a

blinding flash of light as the heavens open and

Jacob is confronted by

the voice of GOD himself:

"JACOB, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY

A d**n TICKET"

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  1. Ha a good joke but i gotta say Josh M told a well good Lottery Joke.


  2. Jacob's lucky not to get a lightning bolt up his keister! Yes, that was pretty good.

  3. lol i like this one!!

  4. thats really good, im going to use that one

  5. Hilarious!!!

  6. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Very good Chris.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  7. Hahaha, yea that is a pretty funny joke

  8. A good 'un 10/10.

  9. That's a good one.

  10. It's not funny but still an okay joke nonetheless... Here's a lotto joke I like: A man comes home from work and says "Honey, pack your bags I just won the lottery." His wife says "What should I pack?" He says "I don't care, just pack and get the f*ck out!"

    I know that joke is cruel and sexist but wasn't it kind of funny there for a second?

  11. lmao...thats better :P

  12. hahaha great!

  13. Very funny! Easily worth a star

  14. actualy i have alot of jewish guy freinds and they are way funnier then the nonjews, i love the jewish sense of  humor!! they r hilarious and i laugh allll day!!!

  15. well u are a genius

  16. this is kinda lame, u know

  17. lol Thats Funny!

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