A LOGICAL SOLUTION..............?

Question

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

PLEASE STAR :)

Answer 1

Fantastic...

also i have one good thing to share with you...

here you go...

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR YOUR DREAM PROJECT?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in

The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back

After 6 hours and then analyze

The situation.

If they are counting the

Bricks.

Put them in the accounts

Department.

If they are recounting them..

Put them in auditing .

If they have messed up the

Whole place with the bricks.

Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the

Bricks in some strange order.

Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the

Bricks at each other.

Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping.

Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks

Into pieces.

Put them in information

Technology.

If they are sitting idle.

Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried

Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has

Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for

The day.

Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the

Window.

Put them on strategic

Planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick

Has been

Moved,

Congratulate them and put them

In Top management

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Answer 2

Oh that is so awesome!

Love it!!!!!!!!

Thanks for making me laugh!!

~A

Answer 3

Lol like your way of thinking!! Good one....

Answer 4

thats so cool!!

ill give you a star for that!!!

Answer 5

Excellent 10 out of 10

Answer 6

I'd give ten stars if I could.  

Answer 7

wow!!! i never thought of it like this before!!! it is so interesting!!! but i would rather stick to attitude!!! at least, it gets me there!!!  

Answer 8

hahaha lol.

Answer 9

star :)