A New Holy War Again? ?

Question

Coconut Crabs, I just saw one and they are real they are unnatural, the devil had to have created them, should we band togetehter to kill this all?

Look as this picture:http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/coconut-crab.jpg

We must destroy them all.

Who's with me?

Answer 1

Not only coconut crabs, but crabs of every type and size.  Kill them all before they breed more of these devil things.  Also, lets also round up all the lobsters, because you know they are crab sympathizers.

Answer 2

Despite the way the question sounds (idiotic at best), I agree that is one big crab.  Plus I'm in the mood for a stupid question; sometimes they are the best ones. :D

"I'm tired of these mother F***ing crabs on this mother F***ing trash can!"

*gets gun, opens fire on mutant crab*

Answer 3

I'm with you!!! I'll bring the gunz.

Answer 4

Can I have my own order?!

Answer 5

They're actually kinda tasty from what I've heard.

And guess what they taste like?

You guessed it, coconuts.

Watch those pinchers though, they can shred coconut husk like it was rice paper,and have been known to kill small animals.

Answer 6

satan pooped each one of them out individually, so yes they are very evil and want to eat children...kill them

Answer 7

I'm with you, where and when? What kind of supplys do we have. Should I bring anything!?

Answer 8

Dude, nobody wants to go kill crabs first of all. Second of all, if at any point anyone ever got an urge to kill a crab, you are the last person they would do that with.

Answer 9

Dude that's so scary it almost made me sh*t myself. Kill it!!

Bring out the drawn butter!

Answer 10

what the h**l is that thing ?!!!! :\ is that even real ??  

Answer 11

so what? get over it,  its diffrent, everything is

Answer 12

Oh for Pamela Anderson's giant b*****s, are you nuts?

Either you're a kiddo who is totally bored (start learning!), a person who should be sent to hospital for mentally ill people, or already a psycho who either hasn't taken his/her meds yet or had overdosed them

Answer 13

What the h**l!! That looks gross.

Answer 14

Anyone got a pot big enough to cook it in?