A Priest, Rabbi, Pastor and an Immam from Yahoo R&S walk into a bar...?

Question

...And the bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

Answer 1

A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of pavement in his hand.  The guy slams the asphalt on the counter and says to the bartender, "I'll take a beer, and one for the road."

Three guys are sitting at a bar that's on the third floor of a building.  One of the guys who was really drunk all of a sudden gets up, goes to the window, jumps out of it, and immediately pops right back inside.  The two other guys who just saw this were astonished by this and said to the guy, "Hey, I'll bet you twenty bucks you can't do that again".  So, the guy jumps out the window, and once again pops right back in.  Both of the guys, seeing that this drunkard did this twice with ease, decide to try jumping out the window.  Both men fall and jump to their deaths.  The bartender who saw the whole thing turns to the third guy and says, "You're a real a*****e when you're drunk, Superman".

Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

finally!