A Punchers Chance...?

Question

Trapped in a boxing ring with one hundred thousand dollars on the line....the contest?, take a punch from Mike Tyson, (80's version) or George Foreman (70's version)... and stay on your feet. Pick your poison, and tell me why! By the way, 3 minutes and assume its a 16 foot ring...

Good Luck

And Really,

KEEP YOUR HANDS UP!!!!!

Big Nate Dog.

Answer 1

Impossible.  If I took a punch from either I wouldn't be able to train my body enough to remain standing.

Tyson in the 80s, at least I wouldn't know what happened.  His speed and power would have me waking up wondering what happened.  80s Tyson fights usually didn't end with a 10 count, they ending with doctors IMMEDIATELY rushing the ring.

70s Foreman wasn't as lightning quick, but the man's fists weigh like 20 lbs. each alone.  I imagine a hit from him was like someone swinging a frozen turkey on a rope at your head.  How can you train for that?  Whatever Foreman hit on me he would break.  Even the 90's King Hippo version of Foreman would be able to hospitalize me with little effort, no way I'm taking Foreman on in his prime.

So if I am forced to choose, between fighting a human pit bull or being clubbed by boulders in a leather bag, I'd take on Tyson in the 80s, I'm taller than he is and at least he had some trouble with bigger opponents, I imagine I have a chance of only being VERY hurt by him and most likely I wouldn't see it coming or remember it anyway once things went bad.  Foreman would most likely leave me PERMANENTLY injured.

Answer 2

I would have to go with Foreman, because he would be more likely to tire out and you wouldn't have to worry about the speed with which Tyson used to deliver his blows. you might actually be able to dodge a few of Foreman's punches.

Answer 3

both of those ******* at once,what the h**l i'm going to die anyway