A Rangers father ?? a celtic mother ??? ?

Question

A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?'

The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so mankind was made.'

Later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.

Answer 1

Little boy kills a butterfly,dad says no butter for 2 weeks!

Little boy kills honey bee,dad says no honey for 2 weeks!

Mum kills a cockroach,boy turns to dad and says ,are you going to tell her or shall i?

Answer 2

just to burst your bubble catholics and evolution don't mix. get the story right man. dad is just mad he has to live each day knowing that his side gave away the league last year. Handed it to Celtic on a silver platter. Thanks again Ger's for being such a S**t side at the end of last season.  

Answer 3

haha nacho by name nacho by nature

Answer 4

and i did'nt know she was a swinger

Answer 5

champion monkeys. and god the rangers are sh*t