A Really Curious Question?

Question

If you didn't take the thing to an interview and made up an identity could you register a pumpkin in a school. Remember you left no contact number or information. Could you get away with it and would you have to put it through counseling afterward or would it not make it out alive after the first day.

Answer 1

Wow.

Answer 2

Excuse me? Did you say register a pumpkin in a school?

Well, I guess you could, but I think the pumpkin would benefit more from home - schooling, because everyone knows that pumpkins are anti-social. Now if it was a cucumber - that's a different story!

Answer 3

i'm lost

Answer 4

We'll keep her talking while you ~ quite calmly ~ make the call.

Sash.