These are actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events.
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
- Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
- Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
- Terry Venables
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
- Ron Atkinson
"Julian D!cks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D!cks on the field."
- Metro Radio
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
- David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them......Oh my God, what have I just said?"
- Stu Nahan, USTV Commentator
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