A Trini Valentine's Hamper?

Question

1 Plastic bucket

¾ Of a dozen long stem carnations, spray painted red

1 Nip puncheon

½ Dozen Charles chocolate

2 Pack pin pong

1 Bottle coconut scented oil from the market

2 Half candle from the pack you does use when current gone

1 Bottle black label rum

3 Rough Rider condoms from the last carnival fete you went and get free

¼ Bottle Vaseline Intensive care lotion

1 Burn CD with soca, slow’s, Indian, Latin and some rock

1 Three in one Guyanese panty set Red, black and white

1 KFC dinner special (original)

$10 dollars phone card

And $20 Dollars for she to go home when she get you vex

Cost $250.00