A Univerelai also known as a Whoopee. You like?

Question

My mother said, I never should

Talk to strangers in the wood

She didn't say, (or did she forget?)

About talking to strangers on the internet.

From whence did you spring

And others of your kind?

Are you real or a figment of my mind?

Perhaps you exist

In a parallel universe

A place like earth

But, which functions in reverse

When you are sad,

You shout 'Whoopee' and chortle

But when you are happy

You cry quietly by your portal

We pass away,

So you must be immortal.

Abject apologies for the last few lines!!

Answer 1

Hi Granny - just checking in to your reality. I like it. Just sitting here sipping coffee and taking a look at our pink sky. Lots of wildfires going on up north - the wind is bringing the smoke down to us. ♦

Answer 2

Whoopee! You do'ed it! (Or should I be sobbing with joy?)

Mother didn't know about the internet...It wasn't her fault.

We're having fun today! I love it!

Now I must go make sure my husband doesn't fall off the ladder...He's cleaning the gutters.

Answer 3

Pssssst, Hey little girl..... you want some candy?...  Psssst.... I have chocolate and mint......   Psssst, do you like ice cream and cookies?

hmmm internet isn't much different from the regular way.  I do have candy too.

Answer 4

I just got my cushion out to read this whoopee.  Interesting to say the least this form!  Some suggestions to consider:

L3 (or maybe forgot)

L4 on the net

L7 or figments

L13 and do so chortle

L17 so are you immortal

As usual, these are just my suggestions so take them for what they are worth.  I will look up this form.

Answer 5

I am mourning for joy over your poem. Would that at least one of our poems would be immortal, or at least last until entropy takes the Universe. Viva the Internet, as well.