A bird s***s on you - lucky. Seeing one magpie - unlucky. And when a solitary magpie s***s on you?

Question

A bird s***s on you - lucky. Seeing one magpie - unlucky. And when a solitary magpie s***s on you?

Answer 1

Just dont open your mouth when you look up.

Answer 2

Shoot it! - then see which of you were luckier.

Answer 3

You get normal luck.

Answer 4

Maybe the **** is an apology for the bad-luck sighting. (Edit: Interesting - you can type s***s but when I type **** it comes out as a load of asterisks!)

Answer 5

lol! good question! Maybe the bird gets the bad luck and gets chased by a black cat crossing your path???

Answer 6

Whatever way you look at it - if a bird s***s on you, it kinda ruins your day.

A seagull shat on my sister about 10yrs back and it looked like a huge dollop of white/green paint - hit her head, down her neck and left arm - and she had to get the bus home.

Did she have a lucky day? I think not.

lol

Answer 7

A very unlucky S****y situation. Put on a hat and s***w up that magpie!!!!!

Answer 8

start  worrying......................

Answer 9

If I was you I would look for a job in an office.  A roof is seamingly a good thing in your case.  Also make friends with a scarecrow and buying a cat would help.

Answer 10

Weird though, bit of a strange thought, but have you ever seen a magpie flying above you? I have only ever seen a magpie or 2 in front of me in fields, i have never ever seen one in a build up area or above my head so what do you think of that???? Weird or what??

Answer 11

I think it was lucky for the Bird,,,,,lol.