A black guy walks into a bar......?

Question

.....with a parrot on his sholder.

The bartender says "Hey, where did you get that?"

The parrot looks round and says "Africa, there's millions of them"

Answer 1

That's very mean. I'm not calling you racist, but still, very mean.

Answer 2

Not Funny

Answer 3

omg im peeing my pants sucha funny joke omg hahahhahahhahaahah thats so funny i just peed every where !! because its so funy !!

wait i dont get it

Answer 4

=]

Answer 5

First of all, it may have a slight humor to it but it is very inappropriate.

Secondly, it is quite racist. I have a life. You are the one who needs one if all you know to do is crack jokes on a subject that you know people will not appreciate.

And last but not least, I love everything about myself. You are the one who is insecure with yourself if you think that you will get respect by telling someone else to think about how they should feel about themselves.

So you think about it. Your life must be miserable to try to make people feel uncomfortable to make yourself look bigger or better...

NOW YOU GET A LIFE!!!!!!!

I hope that joke does get deleted...

Answer 6

Great joke, Just a shame that that so many people want to turn it into some kind of an argument about racism.

its a joke people come on...... so its a joke about a black guy... big fking deal. Get a life!

Answer 7

funny but i'd be careful posting that on here or saying anywhere unless everybody knows you are only joking.

oh what the h**l! *laughs*

Answer 8

Not cool, brother.  Racist.

Answer 9

Now someone is bound to report you, but good one.

It's a shame that you probably just committed a crime isn't it?!

Bloody PC wankers!

A joke IS a joke!

Oh yeah, lol!

Answer 10

Congratulations, you are now up to date on your "racist jokes from the 1980's" collections.  Look out for next months issues of "Pedophilia for the Modern Man" and "Dogs: s*x toys or Punching Bags?"

Answer 11

I'm not a racist (we're all equal! <3) But I must admit....I LOLed...

.......*LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH COUGH COUGH CHOKE*

[[edit]] I don;t see how it's racist...=/

I mean, blacks DID come from Africa, it's an observation. I even laugh at the jokes about us whites, lol. =D

[[yet another edit]] Pat D: It didn't say the parrot came from Africa, it said the parrot answered the bartender saying he got the BLACK GUY from Africa. You should have made sure your answer made sense before publishing it.

Answer 12

Parrots have a pan-tropical distribution with several species inhabiting the temperate Southern Hemisphere as well. The greatest diversity of parrots is found in South America and Australasia.

      You should have checked it out before you published your joke parrots do not come fromAfrica

Answer 13

that joke sucksssssssss........

Why do parrots love white people so much????

you know how much polly wants a cracker...

How many white men does it take to s***w in a lightbulb?

One, white men will s***w anything.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?

One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.  

Answer 14

HAhahahaha I like that!!  LMAO!!

Answer 15

Racist!

Answer 16

LOL kinda racist but funny.

(im not racist btw)

Answer 17

I liked that actually lmao, heard it before but tis still good ☺☻

Answer 18

A white guy walks into a bar with a redneck

the bartender says "where did you get that?"

He says the USA there are 41% of the country voting for McCain so their are plenty of them there.

Answer 19

For one part this is  really funny howver, any other black person that might read this might get offended....

:-)

Answer 20

OK OK the first person to point out why this is racist will get a pat on the back!

Any takers?

Or is it racist to assume that the population of Africa is predominantly black?

And that half the population is male?

Think about it dickheads before you start climbing your ivory towers to look like the biggest caring prick on Y/A

You are all so scared of being branded and labeled that you jump on the first do right band wagon!

After all the easiest way to get higher in life is by standing on other people, right?

Just another form of fascism!

Answer 21

PML! Love the dry humor of the parrot.

Answer 22

Bernard Mannings finest  

Answer 23

LOL

Allow the idiots who say this is racist.

Pointing out someone's ethnicity ISN'T racism, it's observation.

Answer 24

can be offensive to others^^..

but still..

it's funny^^..

Answer 25

ha ha that is bl**dy funny! I was reading it out loud as i read it and i nearly choked on the punch line!

and to the self righteous brigade, i know plenty black people who would find that hillarious!

Answer 26

hahahahahahahaha wow thats great!

Answer 27

Hahaha!!!!  Great joke!

Answer 28

Personally, I thought it was hilarious.

Those who think it's racist obviously can't see the funny side of this.

Answer 29

AHAHAHA, I GOT IT.............GOOD ONE LMAO!!!

Answer 30

I am Black and I'm proud and I'll sing it out loud.  I am of african descent and I found that Hilarious!!!!!  

Answer 31

racist b*****d...................