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A blind man, a deaf man, and a blind mute all walk into a convenience store. The deaf man enters the line first. He takes a piece of paper and pen out from his pocket and writes the word "cigarettes". The clerk understands and hands him a package of cigarettes, and he promptly pays and leaves.

Next is the deaf mute. He takes his hand out from his pocket and forms a pair of scissors with two fingers, and "cuts" through the air. The clerk understands and hands him a pair of scissors. He promptly pays and leaves.

The last man in line is blind and has lost the use of his arms. How does he let the clerk know he wants to buy some paint?

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  1. says that he wants paint or uses his feet


  2. he says it

  3. the blind man says that he wants paint. But really why would he want paint when he can't paint without arms?

  4. he says it. he can talk he's just blind.

  5. You messed this up. You said there was a...

    1. Blind Man

    2. Deaf Man

    3. Blind & Mute Man.

    "Next is the deaf mute."

    You never even mentioned a Deaf Mute?

    Oh & by the way Brar423

    Your the idiot

    he CAN talk

    THATS why you dont know the answer

  6. he is blind not dumb so he asks for the paint

  7. hahah! that one actually had me! I had to read the other answers!

    its a really good riddle...bc he can talk! hahaha

  8. The blind guy "tells" the clerk that he wants paint. But you also talk about a "deaf mute" when you didn't mention a deaf mute going in the store. So, I don't really get it.

  9. He asks the clerk that he wants paint. He can talk.

    But why would he want paint if he is blind in the first place?

  10. Well, he is a blind mute, so he can't say 'I want Paint'

    He cannot use his arms, so he cannot hand the clerk a note.

    I guess it's a good thing that his wife had called ahead.

  11. He brings in a paintbrush.....?just guessing

  12. he says it or he gets the blind man to say or write it down.

  13. you guys are all retarded...hes a MUTE he can't talk..idiots..lol..i don't know the answer but i figured out that he can't talk, see, or use his arms

  14. He simply tells the clerk; " I would like to purchase paint."

  15. he speaks it
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