A bug hit my windshield and DIED! WHAT DO I DO?!?

Question

A bug hit my windshield and DIED! WHAT DO I DO?!?

Answer 1

Is it too late to attempt resusitation??  a pinky centered on the second segment between the wings with very light pressure and blowing on the mouth cavity might provide enough oxygen to bring it back...  of course, you will have to stich up all the open wounds FIRST with VERY FINE thread or the rest of the blood will just leak out!

If you can not bring it back to life, mark the time of death and make sure you complete a full death certificate for its family.

It would be descent of you to provide a free funeral service with small casket and flowers and a good word - especially if you can not notify the next of kin.    You should place a temporary cross and flower pedal on your windshield to mark the location of the incident for at least a week as a sign of respect for the passed...

for your own protection, you may want to hire a laywer in case the family attempts to sue for wrongful death - especially if you were drinking at the time of the incedent.  

If they use heavy handed methods to get revenge, contact an exterminator immediately!!!