A burglar got trapped hanging upside down in the window in Dartford; what would you have liked to do to him?

Question

passers by merely laughed, but I'd have liked to have got busy slashing him up a bit

Answer 1

yanked his pants down =D nothing better than total humiliation!!!

Answer 2

I'd have introduced him to my baseball bat. burglars hurt people, including children.  

Answer 3

Stripped him naked

Spun him around and around

Took photos of him

especially of his FACE

posted it on every newspaper and internet for

everyone to see. maybe his wife or family would

see and be embarrassed by his actions ...  

Answer 4

Tape him and YouTube him, there's perpetual humiliation.

Answer 5

haha hellz yeah. i would have laughed and slapped him, then i'd cut the rope he was hanging by. haha, not all the way tho

Answer 6

I'd leave him there for good

Answer 7

Set him on fire.

Answer 8

i'd give him one heck of a long lecture... or read him some poetry until the cops got there. my longwinded lectures are probably a bigger torment than just flogging someone.

Answer 9

I'd have got busy with a blow torch, burglars are scum

Answer 10

yeah yeah laugh into his face

might be different if the burglar's a woman

Answer 11

I would have found some forum on the internet and asked everyone what they think they would have liked to do to him.  Wait someone did that already.  Take his picture and post it all around town so everyone knows what a tool he is.

Answer 12

I wouldn't've called the cops so soon - I'd've left him hanging there for a lot longer, making a spectacle of himself.