A convict breaks out of prison and then breaks into house and ties up the husband and the wife,He jumps on the

Question

WIFE,KISSES HER EAR THEN RUNS TO THE BATHROOM,

THE HUSBAND SAYS TO HIS WIFE"SATISFY HIM,OR HE WILL KILL US.

I SAW THE WAY HE KISSED YOU,JUST BE STRONG,I LOVE YOU.

THE WIFE REPLIES"HE DIDNT KISS ME,HE WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT HE WAS g*y,HORNY AND LOOKING FOR VASALINE,

I TOLD HIM IT WAS IN THE BATHROOM,

LETS SEE WHOS FXCKING STRONG NOW!"

Answer 1

lmao your hilarious dude

Answer 2

  THANK YOU - Got a good laugh from that.

Answer 3

i heard that one before lol but its still funny

Answer 4

hilarioussss

Answer 5

Haha lol haven't heard that one before heres another one

One time these two old peole were sitting in a retirement home. They started reminiscing about the good old days. One of the man goes "Just the other day i saw two people screwin’ on the television". The other man goes "Yeah,it continued until the man got an antenna up his ********?".  

Answer 6

lmao...=)

Answer 7

Very funny

Answer 8

i havent heard this one before its very funny

Answer 9

hahahahahaahaha ive heard that one before lol thats great, i forgot about that!!!!

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